Have you ever seen Little Fires Everywhere? 

Weeelll, that is where I grew up.

Little boxes, white picket fences

Manicured suburban bliss. 

Bright liberal smiles masking bias as deep as the Nile.

"I would have voted for Obama a third time if I could"

And reflexively lock their car doors whenever a Black person is nearby.

But move over, adirondack chairs

The hottest new trend in yard accessories are Black Lives Matter signs. 

Pheeewww, I feel so much safer now.